the sexiest cold call i ever had or...
...it was Miss all along.
So i was on my long train ride and listening to Miss' choice of music for it. A long ambient trance track that was both atmospheric and a bit melancholic which was perfect for a misty grey day, which yielded finally to night with the sunset beautifully silhouetting trees on the skyline like arboreal skeletons.
Over the course of the hours Miss rang and did not, long silences when i thought she'd stopped followed by rapid fire calls. For each call i squeezed the head of the knoblet between thumb and forefinger, through my trousers, counting the number of squeezes per call, getting as high as almost a hundred. I had thought i'd be able to do this from my pocket but ones i had on were quite awkward when sat down. So i just threw my coat over me as if asleep/dozing and with left hand under the folds of said coat, the regular pinching of thumb and forefinger was not noticeable to even me and i was doing it. When man on other side of the train left at first stop, there was no-one in sight of me at all, so only worry was occasional passenger or train crew on way past.
Throughout the day I got calls from Miss' mobile but also from "private number". I didn't know who private number was but they came in, i assumed they were Miss and I throbbed the head of the knoblet. Later in the journey, Miss messaged from mobile phone to wish me good night as she was off to watch her usual evening entertainments. But private number kept calling. I messaged her to ask if it was her or not but answer came there none.
So the calls came in and I throbbed myself, each session making me twitch and pull on my PC muscles in response to the throbbing squeezes which, after the long hours meant my balls were quite achey. Was I throbbing myself to a cold caller trying to let me know the claim for my car accident was ready to process? Was I just getting Miss on her sofa, cheekily phoning me from one of her phones?
Not my place to know.
Mine just to squeeze the knoblet til the dribble comes and the balls ache.
Heaven.
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